MTV Movie Awards: Sarah Silverman vs Paris Hilton

Best Movie: “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”
Best Villain: Jack Nicholson, “The Departed”
Best Performance: Johnny Depp, “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”
Breakthrough Performance: Jaden Smith, “The Pursuit of Happyness”
Best Comedic Performance: Sacha Baron Cohen, “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”
Best Kiss: Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen, “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby”
Best Fight: Gerard Butler vs. the Uber Immortal, “300″
Best Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen Yet: “Transformers”

just a short note about the best kiss. what the heck is going on with you people in the entertainment industry?  get over it folks, we had enough of gay tenderness and most of all, enough of simulated onstage kisses. 

as for Sarah Silverman, i just love that girl, she is full of vipsecticide which makes her my blog’s personal hero.  my tribute to her goes here:

http://www.sarahsilvermanonline.com/

looking forward to silverman’s attack on Sacha Baron Cohen’s inability to tell a gypsy from a kazakh. here’s a little hint for you Sacha, people from central asia usually have almond-shaped eyes. just rewind one of your childhood’s Bruce Lee tapes and you’ll be one step closer to Kazakhstan.  A matter of easy cultural learning.