MTV Movie Awards: Sarah Silverman vs Paris Hilton

Best Movie: “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”
Best Villain: Jack Nicholson, “The Departed”
Best Performance: Johnny Depp, “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”
Breakthrough Performance: Jaden Smith, “The Pursuit of Happyness”
Best Comedic Performance: Sacha Baron Cohen, “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”
Best Kiss: Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen, “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby”
Best Fight: Gerard Butler vs. the Uber Immortal, “300″
Best Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen Yet: “Transformers”

just a short note about the best kiss. what the heck is going on with you people in the entertainment industry?  get over it folks, we had enough of gay tenderness and most of all, enough of simulated onstage kisses. 

as for Sarah Silverman, i just love that girl, she is full of vipsecticide which makes her my blog’s personal hero.  my tribute to her goes here:

http://www.sarahsilvermanonline.com/

looking forward to silverman’s attack on Sacha Baron Cohen’s inability to tell a gypsy from a kazakh. here’s a little hint for you Sacha, people from central asia usually have almond-shaped eyes. just rewind one of your childhood’s Bruce Lee tapes and you’ll be one step closer to Kazakhstan.  A matter of easy cultural learning.

father figure – this time the VIP is making fun of me

my friend Carina called me last Thursday from Bucharest. George Michael’s concert was in full swing and i could hear at the other end of the line:

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That’s all I wanted,

something special,

Something sacred in your eyes,

For just one moment, to be bold and naked

At your side

Sometimes I think that you’ll never understand me

Maybe this time is forever, say it can be

That’s all you wanted, something special,

Someone sacred in your life

Just for one moment, to be warm and naked

At my side

Sometimes I think that you’ll never understand me

But something tells me together, we’d be happy

I will be your father figure

(Oh baby)

Put your tiny hand in mine

(I’d love to)

I will be your preacher teacher

(Be your daddy)

Anything you have in mind

(It would make me)

I will be your father figure

(Very happy)

I have had enough of crime

(Please let me)

I will be the one who loves youtill the end of time

That’s all I wanted

But sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime

That’s all I wanted just to see my baby’s blue EYES shine

This time I think that my lover understands me

If we have faith in each other

Then we can be strong

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves youtill the end of time

If you are the desert,

I’ll be the sea

If you ever hunger – hunger for me

Whatever you ask for, that’s what

I’ll be

So when you remember the ones who have lied

Who said that they cared

But then laughed as you cried

Beautiful darling, don’t think of me

Because all I ever wanted

It’s in your eyes baby, baby

And love can’t lie, no…

(Greet me with the eyes of a child)

My love is always telling me so

(Heaven is a kiss and a smile)

Just hold on, hold onI won’t let you go, my baby

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

So I am gonna love youtill the end of time

I will be your fatherI will be your preacher

I’ll be your daddy

I will be the one who loves youtill the end of time

(return to top)

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p.s. i guess you recognized the lyrics of “father figure”. ironically, today i went to the police station to get a new ID in the aftermath of my wallets being stolen on friday. i had all the necessary documents for submittal, only that surprise surprise, according to some new rule enforced in december, you also need to bring your father along (provided he’s the owner of the space you inhabit). i couldn’t help laughting when i heard the news. George’s song started ringing in my head. a nice soundtrack for the kafka scenario i’ve just entered the very moment i realized on friday all my papers were gone. at any rate, George Michael (or Carina) got it all right from the beggining, i have some father figure issues.

at least K – kafka’s hero from das Schloss- didn’t have to drag along his father in the castle of bureaucracy and alienation.

moby’s grand journey around the world

May 18, 2007

hi from montpellier. or montpelier.i’ve been here a few times and i still don’t know how to spell it.but it’s nice. (last night was cannes.tonight montpellier.tomorrow barcelona.then madrid.then home.) – moby.com

amazing testimony of straightforwardness from the “bald musician from nyc whom everyone loves to hate”, my favorite Moby. being to so many places and not even knowing the spelling of their names. altough not a tourist, Moby seems to have a special sort of commitment to the places he’s rocking with his dj’ing; the kind that only a rock star could show the next morning to the juvenile groupie he devoured during last night’s afterparty. don’t try to find out what her name was, nevermind the spelling.

Targul de Barbati

(c) hotnews.ro

Obisnuite sa vada lumea ca un etern targ de fete, unele participante la Targul de Barbati din 7 martie nu au inteles exact ideea Targului de Barbati. de data aceasta marfa nu erau ele ci vedetele masculine din vitrina evenimentului. artistii licitati la editia din anul acesta a Targului Anual de Barbati au reusit strangerea a 37500 ron (375 milioane lei vechi). Sumele de bani obtinute in urma licitatiei au fost donate Centrelor de Plasament sub forma de haine, jucarii si alimente pentru copii.